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Lets Play Madlibs With My Dad
So my father entered the kitchen tonight and announced:
Hey, that lady from that show you like is in a movie with the guy from that funny movie we watched the other night. And he is in that show your mom likes. You know the lady, the one who looks like that other lady. With the hair. (Large arching arm movement around his head). We should go see ( Read more... ) -
New Olympic tagline?
2010 Vancouver, Canada: Own the Podium.
2014 Sochi, Russia: Podium Owns You. -
OH CANADA
SIDNEY CROSBY YOU MAGNIFICENT MOTHER FUCKER!
HOLY SHIT THERE ARE MOUNTIES PRESENT! -
Take that, Medical experts!
They said things looked bad for little Pacific. And would probably be bad again, sooner than later. It was almost a guarantee it would come back.
But today, I'm 12 years cancer free! :D -
Rant round 2
FACT: one-piece bathing suits are the least attractive piece of clothing a person can wear ( Read more... ) -
Are you fucking kidding me?
I straight-up stole this from Perez Hilton:
While at the premiere of his new flick Valentine's Day last night, Garry Marshall announced some possible plans to revamp the hit TV show Laverne and Shirley with some of his VDay stars. Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel to be exact. And both of them are totally game!
Garry said,
"We're gonna work on that. ( Read more... ) -
Holy Shit, Sarah.
Hey, remember that episode of The Office where Karen and Phyllis went to the beauty salon and got really sweet make-overs?
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I know, I know... took me long enough.
Title: Worst of All (Conclusion)
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not Mine.
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I haz horrified
So today I was checking out the official Government of Canada website to check and see if it was a decent resource for my kids (I'm a student teacher) to use for their little Canadian politics research papers. So I clicked on the section that said "Learn About Canada" and all looked well and good, until about 3 sentences in, when I stumbled across ( Read more... )