Fustration at the stupid spoilers hype

[padathir]

So here it all is in condensed form:

In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...

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[pyrae]

ahahaha, win.

But these three are actually true:

- cordially invites the whole world to his birthday party but fails to show up
- forgets someone's name (I forgot who)
- robs a bank and saves a kitten from a tree at the same time

if you substitute "dragon from a cavern" for "kitten from a tree"

[padathir]

He doesn't show up at his own birthday? Huh I just pulled that out of the air while SMSing these to TJ.

[pyrae]

Er well he's there, but then he gets pulled away for Official Bsns, and then when he comes back he is all "observe mah official bsns" and then Mrs Weasley is like "we're hungry, can we eat your giant snitch cake now?" and he is like "oops sure." and then there's a wedding and then explosions and then he goes on the run for the rest of the book, leading to bank robbery.