Oh, imaginary dialogue. You are the reason that it is incredibely frustrating to try and learn about an event from me.

I wish to be on record as saying: This was actually written as an email to someone, I did not come up with it merely to post here. Points for me?

( A detailed account of my descent (Or, more literally, ascent) into crime, told through dialogue and interpretive dance. )

Today I broke into my own house, using only garden tools and a lawn chair. Oh man, if burglers only burgled their own houses I would be so awesome.

Here are some events that have recently happened ( Read more... )

A lot of things have been going down recently, that is the way I roll. Hardcore.Most notably, I am switching into Visual Art for my major next year. This is pretty much the most exciting thing ever, I mean the vaccination for smallpox is nothing next to this ( Read more... )

Sprained my ankle doing boot camp.
Because I'm just that awesome.

So my mother has decided that she will call me Quinn. Although it is a step in the right direction, because it is both a boy and a girl's name, she is still very "HAHA you will never change your name" about it. Opinions? I think it's a pretty neat name.

Sometimes I catch myself wondering if my cats get jealous when I look at pictures of other cats online. Then I make myself write "cats do not think on the same emotional levels as humans" over and over again fifty times.

Yesterday I thought jayne had died because I couldn't get in touch with her. Called my mother in hysterics and was told firmly ( Read more... )

Oh man. Someone find me a college that won't make me room with a girl. I know that boarding high school are wicked strict abou tit, but isn't there some college that will put me in with a boy? Boo! This is worse than when I found out that the marines were seperated by sex.

Stop the madness!

My mother: You want me to go to bed so that you can get naked?
Me: ...yes.

Oh out-of-context conversations, I delight in you.

I would just like to clear up any doubts right now:
I really like my cats. I am also fully aware that they are not people. They have never been people, they will never BE people, they're. just. cats. Totally different ( Read more... )

I gave my cats a bath on sunday.

Just thought you all should know. It was pretty delightful.