so today....

[paladin_took]

Well now you've really done it, Peregrin the Useless. Fucked up the entire mentality of the Shire by revealing what we all knew, that Bilbo Baggins was a child pornographer touchy feely old man. Boy, you just don't understand that it was one of those things everyone knew but never talked about. You're just lucky we only sent you to him on holidays

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Dad!!!

[peregrin_took]

I am not useless!!!

Okay, kinda...

But it's your fault for raising me in a house with three girls!!

BTW, um, I notice you're starting to look like Gandalf. Do you have a pointy hat?

Pippin!!!

[paladin_took]

Well would you have preferred if early on we gave you a sex change operation and turned you into Peppina? Or that we kill your three older, already grown sisters just so Peregrin Took can grow up in a macho household?

And your mother and I alternate days with the pointy hat. Though I look nothing like Gandalf.