Dear Diary:
For a self-confessed gourmand, I sure am overly fond of bread.

Dear Diary:
Happiness and contentment are polar opposites.

Dear Diary:
A life of sacrifice doesn't sound so bad, now does it?

Dear Diary:
Today's gold nugget from the trash publication file:
“In every relationship, the person least interested in maintaining it is going to dominate it, because they’ll never compromise. So you have to always maintain that position of least interest, and you’ll always control the relationship.”

Toni Fucking Morrison woulda never thunk of

Dear Diary:
The scrumptious kim_chi_lite just called me a genius.
I orgasmed 23 times in succession.

Dear Diary:
I have become a pussy.
I'm miss shoe.

Dear Diary:
I love yo...deling.

Dear Diary:
It's raining like a motherfucker.
Finally! A reason for me to go outside and stand in the dark until 3AM.

Dear Diary:
My diary has such a pretty, pretty face I want to lick it like a cat would its milk bowl.

Dear Diary:
I like you more than I like being disemboweled with a rusty meathook.