I have serious issues with condiments. After going out with Parker Thursday night decked in ketchup, discovering how delicious jager bombs are (when I absolutely abhor jager), making a complete ass of myself including such quotables as ( Read more... )

How did I mangage to get ketchup in my hair?

And not just a little ketchup, no. Alot.

The truly sad part? I'm too lazy to wash it out and I'm going to the bar tonight like this.

SEXY!

I had forgotten how much fun it was to hang out with Parker. It feels really good to laugh again ( Read more... )

Please stop throwing plastic dinosaurs at me.

Thank you.

So Joe has discovered Live Journal. Everyone say hi.
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I don't have nearly enough time to write the entry I want to write, or any entry for that matter but this was just so perplexing that I had to share it with everyone ( Read more... )

I just want to stop crying long enough to figure out what the thermal conductivity of smooth steel pipes is.

Okay, I have a real entry with real thoughts, real problems that's really deep later on. But right now I'd just like to point out that

1) Facebook is addicting. As if Livejournal weren't already like crack.

2) And the academy award for best community name goes to I Went to a Public School and I Have Yet to Shoot Anyone or get Knocked Up

It never occurred to me to turn around. It never once crossed my mind that in the confused, jumbled mess that was trying to figure out where it was I was going I simply had to remember where it was I had been ( Read more... )

I thought a lot about ladders today - how once you're on one you really can't go any faster than you'd like to to get to the top, how you really can't screw around or you'll fall off and depending on how close you are to the top probably not be able to stand anymore, how it's not so easy to carry a lot of stuff along with you up one ( Read more... )