Comments | paradox777: I am Jack's rectum

paradox777

I am Jack's rectum

Jul 22, 2004 12:53

EDIT: Oh, man, gotta stop posting when drunk :D Anyways, immature and disgusting toilet humor of the most insane proportions follows. ( You have been warned )

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janerella July 23 2004, 18:23:14 UTC

Who asked?

paradox777 July 23 2004, 20:11:56 UTC

God

burninginh2o July 24 2004, 13:37:07 UTC

why is livejournal so tempting to drunk people? every single time i drink, i'm drawn to it. at least your drunken posts are coherent.

paradox777 July 24 2004, 15:49:27 UTC

I'm entertained that you find them coherent! Anyways, it takes a lot of deleting and retyping, but when I get really drunk I can't read off the screen, so I have to rely on my fingers to do all the thinking. My autopilot retains some coherency, usually...

paradox777 July 24 2004, 15:50:32 UTC

And like I said before, LJ is the new telephonitis, which is the A.A./rehab term for the propensity of drunks to call everyone they know when they get really drunk.

riotbyrd July 25 2004, 23:52:07 UTC

Seriously, there's just nothing better than writing a completely illegible entry and coming back to see it the next day and be like "damn, I really was drunk!"

But I must agree, you write pretty well for someone who's drunk. =] Mine usually end up l0ok1nge lykce tihis.

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