untitled
paralyzing_time
humor; pg; wonkyumin
750 words
In which Kyuhyun makes the mistake of getting a twitter.
warnings: implied sexual situations
notes: for jess, aka lovingmydubu, and for kyuhyun; happy belated birthday to you both~ (by the way, i couldn't do a fake link with a random string of letters/numbers, so you see the way i horribly improvised) not gonna post to ( Read more... )

THE DRABBLE WRITING MEME

The first five people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character and genre of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. Nah, not gonna make you guys post back. I cannot guarantee the finishing time for these, but you won' ( Read more... )

hot mess
paralyzing_time
pwp; nc-17; kyuhaemin
1623 words
Donghae and Sungmin show Kyuhyun who’s in control.
warnings: ot3, fail!smut
notes: for justin, aka genisaurion

( you're a hot mess and i'm falling for you )

let’s save seoul! [1/2]
paralyzing_time and my LJ-less friend Angelina :3
crack; pg-13; suju+2, lots of ninja!bias pairings, unicorn!Zhou Mi, you get the point...
2863 words (this part)
In which Super Junior and others become Sailor Scouts and fight the evilness of SME.
warnings: crack, lameness
notes: I’m not sure if this will have two or three parts in total, ( Read more... )

( Cast )

you are the moon
paralyzing_time
romance, fluff; pg; kihae
3011 words
kibum wonders what donghae’s voice sounds like.
notes: i needed to stop my smut factory for a while. my first kihae! and the longest thing i've ever finished, even if it isn't that long.

( The first time Kibum meets Donghae, he’s sitting in the library by himself, in an unnoticeable corner away from all the other kids studying for exams. )

work out, burn calories
paralyzing_time
smut; nc-17; kyuhae, ninja!hanchul
1543 words
It’s finally a field of Donghae’s expertise, except Kyuhyun never counted on their training immediately continuing after class. AU
warning: faily!smut, cheesiness
notes: To fulfill a request by choshinsei, seconded by frosted_89, at kyuhae_only4u ’s request meme, even though it was posted forever ago. And ( Read more... )

Since you all liked my math one so much, here's a list of what I'll do for the other school subjects.

( To the ideas~ )

I beg of you, please head on over to help_haiti . They are auctioning any fandom related stuff, such as fanfiction, fanart, fanmixes, podfics, original music compositions, graphics, and food! If you cannot offer anything, please bid on something. Graphics and audio-related stuff are getting bid on quite fast.

My offer for writing is here.

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you + me = you/me
paralyzing_time
smut, fluff; nc-17; kyuhae
1699 words
kyuhyun is good at math. donghae needs some help. AU
warnings: faily!smut, tons of puns, cheesiness
notes: BECAUSE I KNEW KYUHYUN’S MATH IDIOCY GENIUS WOULD BE OF USE TO ME ONE DAY. 8D ...I SWEAR THIS WAS HELPING ME STUDY FOR MY GEOMETRY FINAL. my first smut please excuse fail and rushing and ( Read more... )