so i just spent one uh "fun filled" summer in santa barbara and may i say for the record... holy shit. don't get me wrong the people here are way nice and i've made some actual friends, but the amount of drinking, coke usage and other general drug usage is insane. if you walk around on any givin day you will meet the "normal" spattering of drunk ( Read more... )

so this is why i hate debating with bible thumpers... while i can provide scientific evidence that shows beyond a shadow of that a doubt as 3 month old fetus would be nothing more than a mutated genetic blob that would die instantly after being removed from a woman's fetus they keep insisting its a life and why... GOD. why the fuck should i listen ( Read more... )

oh spring break why must you end? im going to miss sleeping a lot. and of course i have to end it by editing articles written by dumbass republicans about how "illegal aliens" are threatening national security. can i shoot myself now?

new rules:

rule 1: don't drink when sick (or almost not sick anymore) it will make you worse.

rule 2: when doing Jagerbombs wait a few minutes in between them (excessive carbonation will make you sick)

rule 3: when breaking rules 1 and 2 go to bed before 7 am (lack of sleep will make the already sick person weaker)

so why is my roommate the worst writer ever. aside from failing to master basic agreement she likes to switch tenses with no warning. she takes like 9 hours to write 1 paragraph bc shes been working on this paper since yesterday and if you take out everything ive written shed be left with about 2 pages of shit vs the 4 pages of loverlyness she ( Read more... )

Smartass
You are 71% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and ( Read more... )

bc i have two midterms today (in less than 8 and 10 hrs respectively) i shall update which i havent done in like a billion years. this was the week to end all weeks and a personal record. i made out with 3 boys and a girl and went on a date (with a different boy than the 3 i made out with). for some unexplainable reason boys have been popping up ( Read more... )

so because i barely have time to sleep, or eat, let alone talk to those i love, i post this to explain why... my days are filled with ( Read more... )

do you know why god gave men penises? b/c they're too stupid to know how to operate a vagina. masturbation with a vagina involves tools and a freaking manual and practice and time and all these things make it so vastly difficult that most of us dont even bother. men kinda rub it and... boom they get off. what the fuck is that about? god knew that ( Read more... )

so wow i havent posted in a month, thats what i get for having a life... new stuff hmmmm.... im in the vagina monologues... thats right ill be standing in front of 570 ppl saying the word vagina... go me.... what else... another hellish quarter, physics 40 b, ochem 112b, mutivariable calc, and race and ethnicity. speaking of race and ethnicity ( Read more... )