Rain, rain on my face ( Read more... )

Got this from T Units LJ...dunno who she jacked it from >_Put your audio player software on random. Post the title of the first ( Read more... )

"Your daily dose of Vitamin Truth" School bus driving. Innocent and normal you say? I think not! Why, ladies and gentleman, tell my why does this 'innocent' profession choose to look like a group of people one might call a cult? Well, maybe because they are a cult ( Read more... )

( Where The Sidewalk Ends... )

Yes, I, Teresa aka El Teacup, claim this journal for her own. MWAHAHAHAHA! The only way Sam will get this back is if he promises to update. <33

KTHXBYE!

Well I was told to update for pure unadulterated entertainment.  So here I am ( Read more... )

On the night of August 7, 1989 a small boy was born.  His name you ask? Does it really matter?  So as I was saying, this small boy, he was no ordinary boy, and everyone could see that.  He lived his life like a person should.  Curiosity lit his paths.  No fear, no regrets.  He lived life to its fullest, squeezing all the juice from the lemons, ( Read more... )

If you still check my journal in hopes that one day the Great Sexy Sam will update, then comment, if i get 100 comments, from more than 4 people, than ill do a real update...is it possible to get 100??? i guess we'll see.

My car (Dodge Magnum...i wish!!!) will have 80 bumper stickers.....

( Christian stuff... )

**WARNING** What you are about to read is not a reinactment...this is the real deal ladies and gentlemen....and in no way were any animals harmed during the making of this Update.  Explicit Language involved...read at ur own risk ( Read more... )