...when you discover a mosquito bite in the most bizarre place and wonder "how the fuck did it get through 3 layers of clothing?"

...when juggalos/lettes say how much they hate rap.

i don't think i'll ever understand what prompts people to be cruel. it's obviously not a concept i'm unfamiliar with, but when i'm cruel, there's at least some basis for it. i'm never needlessly harmful ( Read more... )

1. Go to Google (or Yahoo) and type, "You know you're from (your state) when . . . "
2. Cut and paste the list
3. Bold the items that apply to you.

You are from Massachusetts if...

1) The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph ( Read more... )

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from the journal of eleanor:

dad and i went to the mall (square 1, saugus) to get boxes from waldenbooks and i was very surprised to see renee & some mallrats i didn't recognize. they were hacking (as in hackeysacking. not sitting outside the mall on computer terminals cracking into the pentagon to launch missiles at the [former] USSR.) it was ( Read more... )

What about electrocuting yourself in your bathtub? Ask the 25-year-old who tried to electrocute himself. He lived. But both his arms are gone ( Read more... )

i just wanted to let everyone who reads this know ( Read more... )

so one of the people on my friends list has decided that he is the solitaire god. i'm not sure how he can say that since his times have yet to break the 100's. here are my times from my first 10 games ( Read more... )

Masters lil tool: beginning: the burlington mall sucks, and i've been trying my hardest to distance myself from it. yesterday and today i've been hanging out with people my age (which is hard at a mall with 14 year olds) and really great people. they're from wakefield ( Read more... )