Yesterday I was driving home and there was a cyclist in front of me. She came to a cross street and actually signaled her turn by putting out her hand. I haven't seen that done since elementary school safety courses in gym class. I can't believe someone does that in real life. I actually turned my head to look around me, wondering where I was ( Read more... )

My brain is trying to chew its way out of my skull.

This is the headache that will not end.

Oh my God, I'm going to vomit ( Read more... )

Wow, I haven't posted in forever and a day ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Peasantlass!

1. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted peasantlass.
2. Medieval knights put the skin of peasantlass on their sword handles to improve the grip.
3. The liquid inside peasantlass can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
4. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by peasantlass!
5. The blood of ( Read more... )

I always find it awkward when someone talks to you in a public restroom. On the one hand there are the comments you will say to strangers, such as "that paper towel dispenser is empty" or "you left your ring by the sink", and they are normal interactions. Then there are the people who see you at the sink washing your hands and decide to start an ( Read more... )

I bought a new CD yesterday. It is called Now That's What I Call Arabia 2005. Apparently the Now! CD craze has gone global. I listened to some of it on my drive to work this morning and so far I'm liking it. Of course I in no way speak and/or understand any Arabic languages, but I enjoy the sounds and whatnot. There are a lot of interesting ( Read more... )

Is a lunch of Cherry Coke and mini-Twix nutritionally viable? I believe it is.

Asshat is a term I have been using rather frequently this past week. Monday through Friday from 5-6 pm my rage knows no bounds as I sit in rush hour traffic in New Orleans. They say there are only about 60,000 people back in the city right now and they are all apparently on the road at the same time, between my car and home. Only about 1 in 10 ( Read more... )