Announcing the Re-Opening of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

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Fred Weasley
93 Diagon Alley
London

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

It's not too late to send gifts, cards, sweets, girls to:

Fred Weasley
c/o George Weasley
93 Diagon Alley
London

OR

George Weasley
c/o Fred Weasley
93 Diagon Alley
London

I'm afraid Malfoy really did make the Cannons. Claiborne stopped into the shop for something I can't disclose, so I asked and Malfoy's telling the truth. Said he turned them down, too. Thought the world turned upside down, but I reckon we'll all have to deal with this eighth wonder of the world. I might have to get counselling to adjust. Sorry ( Read more... )

Hallowe'en, then. All in all not bad. Had a few third years in the store, all shining and exhilarated with the excitement of Hogsmeade, got them to buy that twenty galleon thing that we're not sure what it does. Been meaning to get rid of that for awhile ( Read more... )

Let's see, that will be...

Some firewhisky from Professor Lupin, three batches of Mum's scones from Dad, 50 sugar quills from Ron and from Luna Lovegood, a grand total of 36 galleons, 7 sickles, 14 knuts.

You can take your time. We're here all night.

Hullo!

Got sent to the Burrow the other day. Reckon Mum's planning to slip the Draught of Living Death into the next meal she makes for Harry when he gets back. I hope you don't mind, mate, but I took the liberty of coming up with these great sweets that only work if you give them to the vict volunteer while they're asleep, so I thought you'd ( Read more... )

Yeah baby.

Fred just found out about what happened to Professor Lupin. He's not taking it well, and has started muttering, "A woman? WOMAN? What does that make me then?" I think it's bloody hilarious, but I'm not the one who was sucking face with him her not too long ago. Ha! Haha ( Read more... )

I hear Wales is nice this time of year.

Sorry.

-F.