Percy if you don't bloody get home then I am going to send you a bloody howler because Mum has woken everybody up screaming that ron has buggered off too and it's all your fault and I only got two hours of sleep and Dad is trying to duck tape things and he almost duck taped Ginny to a chair and mum is still screaming ( Read more... )

hullo i am george. we are in a hole ( Read more... )

Bloody hell, it's quiet. Hogsmeade's always like this during the holidays. Nobody sneaking out of Hogwarts and buying Dungbombs or Canary Creams, not even the teachers. I wonder if Mum and Dad would like a visit. We've not been home in ages. We could shut the shop for a day, I suppose. Hmm.

Dad, did you know the Sixth Years are going on a trip to Muggle London tomorrow? You'd be the best person to lead the trip, knowing Muggles being your industry and all. Ron would love to have you there as the guide.

You know that feeling when you put two and two together? A certain Mr Moony dropped into the shop today. Had a good chat and he seemed right interested in some of that new stuff we ordered in from Japan. I reckon we'll have to give him a frequent customer discount at the rate that he bought things. He also mentioned something about a wedding gig, ( Read more... )

So, Mum and Dad have a journal. blushcrush and knight_to_h3 are worried. We're not. Remember, this is Dad we're talking about.

So, George and I are taking bets for how many days it'll be before Dad takes the computer apart to get at the plugs. Current longest bid is from lupercus at three days.

Any more?

-Fred

( PICTURES OF RON NAKED! )

Been busy recently. Sent an owl to Charlie though. Very disappointed at the lack of imagination shown by Hogwarts students in revenge for their detention, but hopefully we'll be able to help with that. And such reasonable prices, too ( Read more... )

George here. Bloody typical. Fred managed to blow up our computer. "Trying to make it work", my left, er, toe. Had to replace the bloody thing, especially since we're thinking of branching out into the Muggle market, or at least bringing some Muggle things into our world ( Read more... )

All right everyone? Shop's been absolutely manic since Christmas. Who'd have thought that Fred's new Turkey Surprise (just cast on Christmas Dinner and the turkey talks -- surprise!) would be such a hit? Or that Shut-you-up Champagne would have been such a big seller before New Year's ( Read more... )