Well it's been an interesting weekend so far. Not good or bad really, but interesting ( Read more... )

To the person who invented Valentine's Day: Fuck you. And fuck you for not finding me a date!

Well, I joined in the low-carb craze that's so popular right now. I always said I'd never join any of those fad diets like the Atkins. How healthy could eating all the fat you want really be? My stomach gets all topsy-turvey just thinking about it ( Read more... )

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you:

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire PIG, just to get a little sausage.

I appologize for my lack of commitment to journaling. I haven't been feeling overly drab or fab ... but when I do, I'll be sure to write about it!

Here's my nutshell ( Read more... )

I had the most horrible, traumatic most fucked-up dream last night ( Read more... )

I found something about Sun and Moon combinations, and mine is shockingly accurate! You can find this info about yourself here (as long as you know your moon sign): http://www.astrology-numerology.com/sun-moon.html

Libra/PiscesThe combination of your Sun sign and ( Read more... )

Sweet little lies ( Read more... )

I just want to say thank you to my sounding board. You always have this amazing way to put things into words that I cannot. And how you sometimes see the things that I can't, won't, or don't want to see. I hope you have fun tonight, and I hope I didn't delay you too much with my same old stuff ( Read more... )