and an even bigger field to till. so much has happened since I last spoke to you all. Mainly, why do I have a 60 inch Hi-Def television, but my goddamned cable service doesn't offer anything in Hi-Def? The screen is all a mess and I sure as hell don't know how to fix it. Gearson was the tech savvy one of the group, but who in the hell knows where ( Read more... )

Let's get these dirty sonsabitches!!!

The group's been in deep cover for quite some time. After the reconstructive surgery on my nose, I led them into the woods, to a location undisclosed, and we thought out our master plan. More on this when we are ready to strike.

Plain and simple folks, I've been hiding from all of you out of embaressment. That damn Sammy Engles had me so riled up awhile back that one night I was using the clippers here to trim my mustache, and I cut off the tip of my nose!


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His name is Sammy Engles, he's a lobbyist who's been out to get us for close to 2 decades now.


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Well we ironed out the problems we had, and after going over everything in my head, there was never really a problem to begin with. It was just all the driving I had been doing back and forth from Wyoming, it got to me. So when I got back to Norman, and saw that it sent me through the roof. But everything is in order now, and I'm happy to welcome ( Read more... )

I don't appreciate the tone of your message. You're too much of a subordinate to be coming off so smart with the mouth, boy. How dare you take from me? How dare you you make such a grave mistake, and then turn around with the balls big enough to demand that Iappologize to you? That's not the way it works, you're at fault here, not us, not the ( Read more... )

what happened today in New York was no accident. I can almost guaren-goddamn-tee it. They want us not to worry, so they filibuster as best they can. Well they can't slip one past old Pete, nosiree. I have to admit that, well honsestly, I've been shirking my responsibilities as so-called leader of this here group. Well that's not happening anymore! ( Read more... )

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Looks like I'll be making an overseas trip this summer. The Federation of Polish American Ancestory is holding its semi-annual convention in Bremen, Germany from June 23rd-28th. I'm not sure if the Germans are up task when it comes to computers, so I doubt I'll be able to update this while I'm away. Hopefully I can figure something out ( Read more... )