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Great Moments in Simile History
"She's like one of those metal dinosaurs that eats cars at monster truck rallies, but instead of eating cars, she sucks all the damn time," on Anne Heche. (She was on HBO.)
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The bell whose chime tears apart these dimensional borders
114 weeks later and it seems like only yesterday. Man, this place is a ghost town website these days. Who would have thought people would go from wanting long boring posts that lead nowhere to short boring posts that say nothing ( Read more... ) -
The erotic tale of a man overcoming mental retardation by finding religion
So I have one-thousand 3x5 cards. Not by choice, just because that was the unit the decided to sell them in, kilocards, and since I only needed 20 or so cards, I got 1,000. Now I use them to write ideas on, you know, screen play musings, comic book ideas, games, short stuff that I can just jot down at random times when I get a shitty idea that just ( Read more... ) -
Holy crap, the house knows where we live
Man, its only been 8 months. That isn't nearly long enough. Ah well.
For no good reason, I'm planning on seeing The Ruins tonight. Its probably going to be okay since its getting an 8 out of 10 on IMDb, but the last couple movies I've seen have just been too good that it will probably pale in comparison. There Will be Blood, No Country for Old Men ( Read more... ) -
"My political beliefs aren't simple enough to fit on shirts or bumper stickers"
I have the tv volume off since I'm listening to Yes, so my tv instantly goes to Closed Captions if the channel supports it. Some shit movie is on USA, and it starts out with a scene about dancing, and "The Macarena" is playing. How does CC deal with this?
["The Macarena"]As if that's really a good reference point for the hearing impaired ( Read more... ) -
"Why did Helen Keller drown?... She couldn't swim."
Can a computer be existentialist?
If I were more informed or knowledgeable about the computer "thought" process, AI, and existentialism, that could be an essay or an article title/intro question or some other crap about the future of awareness or consciousness in computers. m-w.com, which is Websters website, defines existentialism as:
"A chiefly ( Read more... ) -
The Fonz ski-jumping North Vietnam in boots and a leather jacket.
Nothing long, nothing important, just random thoughts and findings at 2am.
1- If you type "milf" into Wikipedia, you get sent to a page which kindly redirects you to a page about MILF, the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. They're a conservative separatist Islamic group in the Philippines, so having a bunch of pornographic actresses in their 30s-50s ( Read more... ) -
Chicks dig Switzerland.
This entry is all about procrastination. All about it. It's 3:30am, this was probably supposed to be a New Years entry, the survey I copied is from February, filled out on Saturday, and posted after I wasted at least 10 minutes playing Space Invaders with MySpace faces posted over and bad design with annoying sound. I need to get rid of the whole ( Read more... ) -
If you eat a zombie, do you become a zombie?
If you eat a zombie, do you become a zombie?That's the subject to this post, but I actually want an answer, so I posted it again. It's philosophy and shit. School started Monday and I'm going and everything's is fine, but none of that has provided me with knowledge as to whether you could survive out at sea or somewhere else by eating zombies if ( Read more... ) -
"Holy crap, none of this is English!"
Wow, something you've never seen on LJ before; crap you didn't really want to know about people you barely talk to ( Read more... )