Miss Pfannee -- the lovely Miss Pfannee, the fashionable Miss Pfannee, the always very presentable and desirable Miss Pfannee -- is on the verge of a breakdown ( Read more... )

--*walks into her room, thoroughly miffed* Well. The nerve of some people. I swear there is no decency in men or women these days. *looks upset, delicate tears welling in her eyes--but not spilling, for that would ruin her makeup* All I did was say hello... and I was attacked for it. Oh, this place-- it's no good, it isn't.*plops miserably onto her ( Read more... )

Things around here are rather boring, as usual. Any handsome man available for a date?...

I didn't think so.

*sighs prettily, sulkily* Very bleak.

Oh! I just recalled. It seems Galinda has returned to us! How splendiferous. We must hold some sort of garden party sometime to get us all back together. I do miss the old days of good parties and

*has been cursed, and is now goth.*

*and has been panicking ever since.*

Why won't this paint come off?!? *scrubs at lips frantically... but daintily*

*flails; continues to gape at her reflection in the mirror*

Oh, what a dreadful bore this place is. *lovely!sigh*

I am this close *indicates a small amount using two well-manicured fingers* to packing up and finding a place to stay at Lake Chorge...like old times! *wistful* Wouldn't it be divine?...

Where in Oz has Shenshen got herself off to these days? And where are Misses Milla and Galinda?

*...pout*

Well. Things are rather slightly less boring around here these days. *playful grin*

I've met a man who's...*smirks* far from boring. We seem to get along rather well.

His name is Paris. *twitters, pretty!sigh*

Typist: Pfannee insisted I post this.

Part Expert Kisser


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Fascinating, indeed... *pretends not to care, but smirks a little*

Typist: I couldn't resist. It's too hilariously perfect.

*ladylike, sparkly SIIIGH; collapses gracefully onto conveniently placed chaise longue*

This place is interminably boring.

*enters, looking a bit rumpled and agitated* Well hello, everyone. As you can see, I'm back....finally. Back from that long, long, practically endless trip ( Read more... )