So, apparently last night I thought it would be a good idea to try and outdrink an Irishman. At parking. The day before St. Patrick's day. I can only imagine what I'll manage to do tonight.

Happy birthday Jenny Woo!! Basically I somehow almost finished a mickey of vodka myself while no one else was drinking at a birthday party with HER PARENTS PRESENT. I also had 29038490283423 chocolate covered espresso beans, then went home and smoked cappuccino flavored shisha, so I'm never going to fall asleep again ( Read more... )

"EXCUSE ME MADAM, DO YOU WANT TO DIE???"
-random guy to Ankura

Basically, the moral of tonight is: even after three years of a university eduacation, we have not yet learned how to successfully cross the street.

Oh yea, and I've decided to reinstate my Geneva plans this summer

It seems that everything has come out, and before you hear it from someone else I would like to go on the record right now as saying that I raved about how hot he was before I found out he was 16. That is all ( Read more... )

So it just took me FOREVER to finally get my desktop online. Its the most annoying thing in the world when you just click random buttons and somehow it works and you have no clue how. But obviously I'm happy that I'm not going through withdrawel anymore ( Read more... )

Me: Hi
Busdriver: Nope, but if I were it would make my job bearable!
I always feel safe when I go greyhound.

So I'm back in New York
Me: I knew you were there dad, you didn't have to scream, I was just walking over to the crosswalk.
Dad: Well, I just figured you thought I was just some random guy crusing you ( Read more... )

So I failed my first midterm because I ran out of time because my clock is slow, and then I failed my second midterm 5 seconds later because I just failed a midterm and the last thing I was really able to do was take another midterm. Obviously I followed that immediately with a pitcher at gerts. I also fell flat in the snow while running to the ( Read more... )

So I call my dad to yell at him about not getting his loan application in on time and to try to find out what he was doing wrong and he mentions halfway through the application "I didn't know you were calling tonight your mother and I pretty much finished off a bottle of wine". This is after I was wondering why he was taking so long trying to read ( Read more... )

Just to let everyone know, I'm wearing black tommorow. Not that anyone will see me considering I will be spending the whole day working. Good night.

Due to forces beyond my control, I have an uneasy relationship with literally everyone I know right now. I would like to go on record as saying that if I explode at you you probably deserved it but I don't hate you ( Read more... )