I dropped this can of root beer once, and it broke open in such a way that it spun around like a roman candle and showered the entire room with sticky foam. Clearly dropped beverage containers have magical powers, and once I have harnessed them into a new style of kung fu, I shall rule the world.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHRISTMAS MIRACLE??!!
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...master!
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