So, I haven't written on here in, oh... a year. The ads were getting to be too much and I was mostly on FB anyway so I just stopped popping on here. Over the last year lots has happened, but I've found myself feeling fairly isolated from the people that really matter to me. I happened to pop on here out of sheer curiosity RE: the people I used to ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if I mentioned it on here as I always forget I have friends on here that are not on Facebook with me, but I moved my random Craigslist fun to a different journal. You can find it at phoame.blogspot.com :)

Hello my fellow LJ readers (and the rest of you too ( Read more... )

So I'm not even dignifying this with a response. But I just had to share ( Read more... )

Good Morning LJ hivemind. I'm not sure if this is going to post correctly, my computer seems to make it incredibly difficult to post today. Oh well, hopefully this will work ( Read more... )

Okay, Haven't seen this one before....

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/m4w/2042513500.html

I have a few guy friends who need dates for a very special dinner party on Sat.

Of course there is no obligation to date anyone. I simply wanted to invite more single women.

The men attending are successful business owners ranging from ages 25 - 45.

This will ( Read more... )

I keep finding these random things, and with the abundance of time I've had while being under the weather for the last week or so, I've been writing responses. I think I might keep writing them, this amuses me.

Who the hell writes this sort of thing? I mean, really? And what's worse, is that I have seen this post pop up every couple days for years ( Read more... )

This is from a letter-writing assignment that I kind of fell off of, but it was amusing for a while. I will probably start digging around with that again at some point.

Dear Vin Diesel,

Wow, where do I start? I am definitely not going to wax poetic about your acting capabilities. While you've made some of my favorite movies, I still can't forgive ( Read more... )

I wrote this a couple days ago on a Facebook Note because I was bored and playing on the internet. I forgot to repost it on here as a few of you have mentioned your amusement at my Craigslist finds...

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As most of you know, I have a slightly odd ( Read more... )

As Phoebe woke up in the morning after having a long night of peaceful slumber, she lifted her head from the pillow and looked upon the adoring faces of her beautiful pets. "Good morning, you beautiful creatures," she crooned to them in a sing-song voice as she delicately swung her legs over the edge of the bed. The kittens muelled delicately and ( Read more... )