Why did my mother find it so entertaining that I explained the difference between Greek and Latin derivations with neuroscience examples?

I am still alive.

More to come...

at 2:20 am:

Pages - 34
Words - 8,166
Characters (no spaces) - 44,601
Characters (with spaces) - 53, 012
Paragraphs - 153
Lines - 717

It's printed, stapled, and officially disowned!

Microsoft programs were not designed for academia.

It doesn't even recognize "racialized" as a word.

So I've figured out why I've been so close to the end for so long and am still not done. Don't get too excited, this isn't an epiphany realization, just an I'm putting this into words realization ( Read more... )

my dishonored project currently has 143 paragraphs.

w00t?

T.S. Eliot's The Wasteland in LOL Cat-ease

So I've been working on this paper for the last 8 hours (I won't tell you how much I've gotten done, it's embarrassing) and decided it would be fruitful to go back over it and make sure it's coherent before I keep trying to pull words from who-knows-where so I'll hit the minimum page limit so I can turn it in so I can graduate. Anyway, I read the ( Read more... )

( Danni said this poem is hilarious! )

Jack Rossman just asked me how my [dis]honored project was going.

*tear*