Why deny the obvious child?

I think that it's really safe to say that I'm having the worst weekend ever. The end.

i'm incredibly irritated by your willingness to be so inconsiderate.

I haven't had a turd in a while. Don't get me wrong, i've pooped. But i haven't had a turd.

perhaps sometime soon a turd will come my way and fill my life with joy:)

death=8am class.

thats all.

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I HAVE THE BEST, SWEETEST, JUICEST WATERMELON ANY HUMAN COULD EVER ASK FOR RIGHT NOW.

COME OVER AND EAT SOME WITH ME WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

i hate when people call me from numbers that i dont know and then they dont leave messages. fuck that.

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