i'm one of those people who will daydream about something until i'm blue in the face, but never actually go through with it, for whatever stupid reason or excuse i can come up with. i wrote a while ago about how i was going to ask jared if he wouldn't mind having company on his trip to europe ( Read more... )

i've discovered the one single thing myspace is good for: stroking my ego. and honestly, it's not even really good for that. i imagine it's something like getting a handjob from an 11 year old who's never seen a penis before. all fumbling and awkward. possibly painful and ultimately pointless. and seriously, have you SEEN some of the people who use ( Read more... )

i got my first race card pulled on me yesterday. second today ( Read more... )

i've recently realized that i'm disturbingly attracted to redheads. some would say that's not unusual, plenty of people will spout off their love for pale skinned, sultry, redheaded vixens. thing is, all of the redhead love is generally directed toward the female population, i never hear anyone crooning over the redheaded males. this is where i ( Read more... )

i'd write about my completely boring, stressul and uninteresting week, since i'm sure you'd all enjoy that so much. but honestly, i'd rather spoon out my eyeball and let someone skullfuck me. plus, i have much, much more important matters to tend to ( Read more... )

if this first week of the year of 2005 is any indication of what's to come..well, i'm going to have a really, really shitty year ( Read more... )

so. i guess this is that post where i go over 2004, bitch about how terrible it was, proclaim that 2005 will be better! but i can't really do that. 2004 wasn't bad, it wasn't good. it was just another mile on that road they call life. i've spent some time the past couple of days just thinking over it and there are only a few things i'll take from ( Read more... )

there are many times when i wish i wasn't so socially, emotionally, and all around ridiculously retarded. this is one of thos times, especially ( Read more... )

last night i went and witnessed christina get her septum pierced and corey get his nipples done. now, ever since i got mine done i've been thinking getting them done again, to make an X. i'd almost successfully pushed the idea out of my head until that fateful moment last night when bones said, "so, when are you going to let me do your Xs?" now i'm ( Read more... )

despite the fact that i have to work every day this week until saturday, i'm in a really good god damn mood. no toothless scumbag to deal with, a new kid to look forward to. my room is clean, i'll be getting the CD player i got for my car as a gift installed one of these days soon. i'm going crazy over a stupid boy, but it's not in a bad way. ( Read more... )