Yesterday, after I arrived at work, I got out of my car and walked to the front door of the building. While passing the back end of my vehicle, I heard a hissing sound. Upon further examination, I realized that I ran over a piece of metal or glass and it totally tore up my back tire. Well, it turns out to be, you guessed it, a pair of scissors. I ( Read more... )

After Matthew and I carved our pumpkins (mine is the cat, his is Jack),


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Goodness. Blair and Rose are updating, so I guess I should follow suit. Today, in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, the place in which I currently reside, it finally feels a little like it should have felt in August. However, since I chose (kind of) to live in one of the worst, if not THE worst, climates in America, I should not have expected much more from ( Read more... )

Matthew graduated yesterday! It rained Saturday morning, so the ceremony was moved to the gym, which wasn't so bad because it wasn't so hot. There was a woman behind us in the bleachers who just kept talking and talking to Kellie and me. We didn't want to be rude. I mean, her daughter was graduating, so it wasn't like she was just stopping by to ( Read more... )

I can finally catch up on Top Chef while Matthew is at the library doing some last minute citing. Right now I am reminded of Sean and Robin because the chefs are at Second City in Chicago. I really should be cleaning because Kellie is going to be here on Tuesday and I haven't cleaned at all the past week because I was at my dad's since Tuesday. ( Read more... )

My new favorite way to start my day: coffee and Baileys ( Read more... )

Matthew and I gave our two weeks on Sunday. That means we are pretty close to leaving because we certainly can't survive for very long without jobs! Honestly though, our boss knew we would be leaving around May, so he has been scheduling us accordingly for the past month (i.e. scheduling us hardly at all and definitely NOT on good money-making days ( Read more... )

My sister, Melanie

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I haven't written anything substantial in here in a long, long time. Sorry for that. I guess my life isn't exactly where I want it to be, so writing about redneck, my aunt is my brother, I won't give you anything over 60 cents for a tip but I still expect stellar service and a blow-job from you while I allow my children to throw all their food on ( Read more... )

My vote counted! (for real) I voted Huckabee for Tennessee. :) I got a sticker too.