I'm at Mea's house helping her with her apartment while her boy is at work. So we did some errands and I didn't get to go to the doctor's cause I found out too late that I was not going to have a car in which I was supposed to see Re-re as well as Robbie and Marisha today ( Read more... )

All I have and all I do ( Read more... )

Vulcanize the whoopee stick ( Read more... )

The very question "why" is offensive. The suggestion that We are obligated to answer this question when they are not is by definition bigoted. One has the responsibility to answer the question why to oneself. Under no circumstances does anyone have the right to non-consensually question or investigate the personal motives. On the subject of ( Read more... )

Try to be quasi-nice at the least but feel free to anwser ( Read more... )

A newlywed couple, a blind man, an Iranian mullah, a chicken, a used car dealer, Judith Regan, a proctologist, and a Hollywood starlet, along with a nun, a man who just received a gorilla brain transplant, two Hassidic Jews, a stuttering hotel clerk, and a can of Spam are riding in a compact car ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sean!

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, sean and compline!
2. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to sean!
3. Over 46,000 pieces of sean float on every square mile of ocean.
4. The deepest part of sean is over 35,000 feet deep!
5. All of the roles in ( Read more... )

First: I AM IN SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN!!!!!! My tooth is killing me. I have a dentist's appt. in Mexico. Art is taking me cause not only can he translate, but it is the same place that he went to as a kid. My mouth has been killing me for the last 32 hours. I took 25mg of Vicodin at work today. The pain went down and that was it. I'm eating eggs now ( Read more... )

My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfil my needs ( Read more... )