An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

I like monkeys ( Read more... )

Many of you ask why I don't like myspace. Other than the fact that I don't wish to give into this fad nor do I want people I don't want to talk to, like from highschool or some other thing to be able to contact me. THIS is one more reason why I hate myspace, and I'm relativly sure it will happen to me ( Read more... )

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Just wanted to flaunt my new user pic that chrisherself and I made. She so rocks my chonies. And I added a new pic in my bio cause MSN sucks balls and erased all my pics. YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! fuckers ( Read more... )

Happy Alcoholics-Unanimous Day!!!

Ok now I'm done. I just got out of mom's car which is parked on a hill, in which I grabbed my bag to look up to the door slaming me in the face. In which the corner of the door stabbed me just under my right eye (I hate being tall) knocking my glasses off my face AND whils't stepping out of the car to regain some form of balance, I FUCKING STEP ON ( Read more... )

Somedays I wish for a random person like this.
And this is just cute but only a lttle bit creepy.

Whilst watching Austin Powers (the first one) at Robbie & Marisha. They brought out Dr. Evil's cat... after the unfreezing process. Marisha commented on how cool those cats were. I came to the verbal realization that they look like self mobile, freakish, uncircumcised penis creatures.

Yes.... just felt the need to say that.

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