Howdy howdy howdy,

It's the grand opening of Moe's in Ormond Beach today and let me tell you Bob, people are flocking in from all corners of the city. We have children with their mothers, children without their mothers, and men behaving like children who want their mommies. So come on down, get in, get stuffed, and get out!

All you people should read the short story "Guts" in the new book by Chuck Palahniuk called Haunted. It's motherfucking sick.

Don't lose the dreams inside your head, they'll only be there until your dead.

Guys, Josh is sick okay? So be nice to him.

The promise of something great to come is sometimes enough to make a person do everything in their capacity to ensure that the great thing does in fact occur.

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Up a stream somewhere, floating on a little raft - and I'm talking lush jungles and an eerie soundtrack of a million bugs chirping and lions roaring - the sun is somewhere but you can see it. And you can zoom in on the raft and see the outline of a person crouched down low, holding on to the ropes. It cuts to a quick glimpse of his face, and you ( Read more... )

Happyred littlestead creaturesprosphasts livinguened in harmonyquance. It's not that life is complex it's that life is made up of complexities that makes me see smaller. Not seem smaller, See smaller.

If you assume a third-person position in order to better study yourself, and then periodically switch back and forth between being yourself and being the third-person, I wonder if at some point you get confused about which one of the two you really are. Because at some other point, one of the identities might start to get frightened or pissed off ( Read more... )

My belt buckle popped off today while I was pissing in a public urinal and it landed on the shoe of the fellow standing next to me. It was awkward...extremely awkward because he didn't seem to notice. And he was an old fellow. So I zipped up and waited politely for him to finish his business so that I could retrieve my buckle...well old fellows ( Read more... )