simon shit on the floor. an abnormally large, spiteful shit. should i
a) smile gracefully and clean this shit up
b) stick his stupid cat face in his stupid cat shit
c) call my mom and ask about that stirfry recipe she used to make when i was a kid
d) go back to bed and pretend it didnt happen
i dunno guys, this is gonna be tough.

i'm glad that my flight is tomorrow cause i cant think of any more cliches for my journal entry titles. the highlights of the past few days have been meeting my little highstrung nephews and nieces, who adore me, of course. i like them cause there arent any kids in my family that i see regularly and that sucks. anyways i got to run around and play ( Read more... )

they played the theme song to enter the dragon (musak version) over the stereo at this uber dramatic banquet i went to. (ps. half the people ive met here are completely senile.) the rest of the banquet they played the same song (chinese happy birthday) over and over for three hours or so. if it was terrible, it was also funny. and i got drunk on ( Read more... )

i just ate my first meal at a temple. it was just like in the beginning of enter the dragon ( Read more... )

so today there was a banquet. these are the things i had to do for it ( Read more... )

are some of the thing i have not seen in china. what a fucking rip off. man. still kind of jet lagged, so thing might come out weird ( Read more... )

havent had a computer in almost a year and it's so fucking confusing. how the hell do i use this scanner? i want to upload some fucking pictures already. arrrrgh. so aggro and tired. also, what's this friendster thing? i just got an account i cant figure it out. also. zinefairs are fun. i want to go to canzine in october. also star came down from ( Read more... )

i have this tendency to wake up four hours after passing out drunk and not get back to sleep. thus this post. golden glow is 15% cider made in truro nova scotia. you can get a litre and a half for eleven bucks. it goes down easy. drinking that and chasing it with buckley's cause youve had a sore throat for two weeks is a good idea. now im drinking ( Read more... )

science makes the most beautiful metaphors. period.

today i miss my friends. or at least having friends around that i've known for awhile, that i can call up and act like a brat around and they won't really care. i think i often feel this way after a few nights of not sleeping in my bed. also during procrastination. both cases applying right now ( Read more... )