User: My hair is on fire.
Cleverbot: You don't have hair.
Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
User: Not so much.
Cleverbot: Do you like rugby league.
User: Why would you ask such a stupid question?
Cleverbot: Because you are a rabbit, Betty.
User: Who are you calling Betty, Charles?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: My face doesn't like you.
Cleverbot: With what?
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