I actually took two shits today.
What the hell is that??
I just got back from my second one now. Neither had the textural qualities of diarrhea, so I know its not that. If I go a third time before I go to bed, I will be quite aggitated and will probably lose sleep pondering that age-old question "why?"
Perhaps I should call Darth for advice.

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Hello everyone
Timpano here
Today I dropped a gigantic, steamy load. It felt incredible.
This is load number one for me today and I'd bet on me "repainting the walls" again tonight.
Be sure to think of me the next time you masturbate.

Your friend
Timpano

P.S: I'm off to eat some beans now... hopefully I'll be farting up a storm in under an hour.