FADE IN

MOM and ANGELA are driving, when a chubby black kid starts crossing the road with his bicycle. MOM stops for him.

Int. Ford SUV. MOM is driving, while ANGELA is sitting in the front passenger seat.

MOM
go ahead, beeeeeeyy-beh! keep on walking, beeeeeeeeeyy-beh!

ANGELA
mom, why are you calling that kid 'baby'?

MOM
because he's blllllll ( Read more... )

what are you kids doing?

i'm glad that my money is going to good use.
i'm glad that i can contribute to the destruction of your few remaining brain cells.
not to mention our friendship.
i'm glad that you've chosen a high that lasts a few hours,
over a friendship that has lasted a decade.
i'm glad that you're willing to throw that away.

this whole sneaking around thing is getting old.
easy, but old.

i have to go to burmecia.
i can't eat those frogs!
i love you forever, vivi.

sober fun...


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i hate everyone. they've all let me down. even the few i thought never would.

steal
cheat
lie
bash
scheme
smile

thanks for being my friends.

dont do it.

i need something to hump.

i hope you enjoy those pictures as much as you enjoyed cleaning my vomit from your carpet.

i hate my ass.
im ugly in the morning.
im slightly less ugly in the afternoon.
but overall, im not too great to look at.
maybe if i turn around and bend over, you might bother to talk to me.
disgusting.