During a cold winter morning, a starving homeless sparrow feld to the ground and began to freeze. Just when she thought things couldn't get worse, along comes a bull that takes a gigantic shit on top of this poor little sparrow. But, after a while, this shit began to warm the little bird who became happy and began to happily chirp her little bird ( Read more... )

I'd like to see a machine that'd test our sunglasses to make sure they provided the UV protection advertised. One would think in these days of cheap chinese knockoffs, a creative reseller would provide free testing of our sunglasses as a gimmick for attracting new customers.

Below are Foreclosure/preforeclosure stats. Shouldn't there be about 300million homeless americans at this point with the banks owning a bunch of houses with dying lawns? Anyone have any idea when to pull the trigger and start buying up cheap houses ( Read more... )

Please avoid the following as they are a waste of your time ( Read more... )

1. Club in Lancaster, CA- Only time in my life I was outright cheated out of a pot. After everyone folded to me, I display the nut flush face up, dealer snatches cards out of my hand and award entire pot to old lady who had two hidden cards and was allin preflop. I protested and was 86'd. I will physically assault the next dealer who tries to ( Read more... )

by Patrick J. Buchanan ( Read more... )

She wants Actor cock
She wants Rock Star cock
Her idea of pimping her show is flashing her tits
Is there anything I'm missing?
How can she be complicated?

PS I'd love to fuck her raw...although I don't think I could accomplish that in 17seconds.

So, I'm in a 500-1500NL game at Commerce and their board goes empty and they suddenly decide that my table is the must move game and "arbitrarily" decide to send the table donkey to another game. WTF? Since when is this protocol? My nice full table with action every hand managed to break itself within 5 minutes of being declared a must move game ( Read more... )

Not that I'm a complete whiny bitch, but when I'm a tourney leader...and they stick all the other tourney leaders at my table during the last half of the tourney...and then they deal me AA on the button...and then all 3 of the other tourney leaders go all in in front of me preflop...so I have no choice but to call. Then, I find out I'm up against ( Read more... )

So, after work I stop by Commerce to make a little coin on the way home ( Read more... )