But as there was a fire just a couple of doors down, I felt I had to write it up [i]somewhere[/i], now. About half an hour ago, I heard a distinctive cracking, popping sound. Now, I've heard that sound before, and I thought "Oh no". Took a look out of my window, and I could seen a reflected orange-red glare coming from somewhere to the left. Once ( Read more... )

It's a sunny day by an empty beach. Seagulls are cawing in the sky, and the waves slowly lap around you as you lay there. You come to, and the first thing you see is the concerned face of a woman. You don't remember anything about yourself... all you know is that you have this big-ass sword and you kick butt better than anyone. With time (and lots ( Read more... )

Enlightenment FM. Take the step beyondYou're listening to Enlightenment FM. It's 6 o'clock and now the News and Weather with Pingu the Great ( Read more... )

I died in the Dungeon of Caesarsalad77

I was killed in a cold tunnel by Kandybar the cockatrice, whilst carrying...

the Shield of Dreadpiratesiri, a Figurine of Littlespazz, the Dagger of Captivesongbird, the Sceptre of Nintendo Wii, the Axe of Ign, a Figurine of Hrcquirk, a Figurine of Keirancoon, the Wand of Zephyrdelta, a Figurine of Tac Wolf, ( Read more... )

I escaped from the Dungeon of Maychan!

I killed Violet Fade the floating eye, Cynthiaahookway the leprechaun, Benor the kobold, Pingu The Great the nymph, Caesarsalad77 the gelatinous cube, Vedasisme the nymph, Messiah Grahnje the nymph, Chisainikkoo the zombie, Emberage the owlbear, Kalenmiyan the floating eye, Nicolemeigui the gelatinous cube and ( Read more... )

I escaped from the Dungeon of Pingu The Great!

I killed Maychan the troll, Voychael the leprechaun, Seso the kobold and Karou Windstalk the rat.

I looted the Shield of Jeram, the Amulet of Shmitz, the Wand of W40k, the Dagger of White-wolf, the Axe of Karolluis, the Sceptre of W40k, the Sword of Scribbleykins, the Wand of W40k and 156 gold pieces.

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I've just begun to read the things on a website called "Crush Yiff Destroy"

Dear.

Fucking.

Christ.

While I take with a pinch of salt anything I read over the internet, if half the shit CYD says is true is true...

Dear.

Fucking.

Christ..

The Eye Of Terror, Amargeddon and Craftword Eldar books have been struck out from the allowed list of armies for this year's UK Grand Tournament. Having read several forums on this, it appears that most people are running around screaming "THE THIN END OF THE WEDGE!", while a few are running around screaming "STFU EMO BOY!". Personally, I'm not ( Read more... )

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Heck, I'd like Fantasyforever arts for the paper as well. And May arts! My lovely May arts that filled many an old edition. WHERE HAVE ALL THE ARTSES GONE?! (the paper's not the same)