[ FOUR ] FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM /NOT/ ASEXUAL

[pink_caduceus]

Ichigo, I really couldn't care less who is in the shower if I NEED TO GET READY. I had class this morning at eight and I COULDN'T be late. Besides, you take far too long in the shower than should be allowed for a guy (how long could it take to wash your hair? SERIOUSLY.). I wasn't staring at your ass, so you can stop insinuating as such. I

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[life_in_stereo_]

Huh. Well, that's good to know.

I guess this is as good a time as any to tell you that I think the bathroom lock is broken. If you know what I mean.

Seriously pink, huh.

[pink_caduceus]

I suppose I can't very well get angry at you for something when I'm guilty of it, as well. But I can tell you to shut up.

[life_in_stereo_]

Yeah, but when does that ever work, huh? Retard. I am traumatized.

[pink_caduceus]

If it bothers you that much, knock next time.

[society_failed]

Awfully defensive, Miss Haruno, about something that probably wasn't public knowledge anyway. Interesting.

If you can indeed accurately read blood pressure, then I might be willing to submit myself to a fake-physical.

[pink_caduceus]

Ichigo has professed his theory of budding on more than one occasion in his journal, to me, and, for all I know, to his entire track team. I thought I would set the record straight once and for all.

I am proficient at it, yes. I just need to get more comfortable doing it. I would appreciate your help.

[society_failed]

But had anyone else commented on it? We are oft most affected by that which no one really cares about.

Let me know an acceptable time. I'll see if I can fit it into my schedule.

[pink_caduceus]

I suppose it's human nature.

[sympathetic_ear]

Chocolate and coffee are a lethal combination, but far too fun to pass up on.

I'm fine with being a body if you need more help.

[pink_caduceus]

Exactly!

And thank you for volunteering. I don't think we've been properly introduced. Sakura Haruno, apartment three.

[sympathetic_ear]

Sugar and caffiene high - a teacher's best friend.

I believe I've seen you around, but my manners slip - Umino Iruka, apartment five.

[pink_caduceus]

And a student's as well.

[filming_revenge]

. . . . . . . . Budding, huh?

Are you sure injecting all that caffeine into your system is good for you or those around you?

[pink_caduceus]

Ichigo is merely mentally imbalanced. No need to pay any attention to what he says.

It helps me focus.

[lunar_gale]

I have an actual illness if you want a challenge... I don't need to pretend.

We had to work out schedules for the shower in our flat. I don't think any of them lock properly.

[pink_caduceus]

That would be awesome.

(Also, a schedule may work. Ichigo is threatening to walk around naked, and Tenten is throwing a bit of a fit.)

[tattoo_d_wonder]

He takes so long in the shower because he has to dye his hair. Can't go around havin' people think he ain't a natural redhead, y'know?

[pink_caduceus]

He looked like a natural redhead to me.

[ise_nanao_chan]

You looked?

[pink_caduceus]

No, but it would have been fun to let Ichigo think I had.