As spring is coming into full bloom, it brings with it many things: the stench of rotting animal carcass, a huge stack of Hail policies, phone calls from idiot agents, and of course spiders and flies burning in the halogen lamp. With all these wondrous aspects of spring, I become more and more aware of the empty, rust colored chair that sits beside
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I just have two questions. Can my girlfriend live in your closet as well, and can we have sex in there? Better yet, we can all just sleep in your bed and have a three-some (oh good ol' summer memories of the past).
By the way, there's a 5th grade job opening at Blue Ridge. So you should apply for that and then we can be roomies.
ONLY 5 MORE WEEKS OF SCHOOL!!! Then it will be drinkfest until grad school starts again. We shall partake in some drinking festivities when the time arrives.
Your fallen soldier,
Neil
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