The more I look at jobs for CNA's/PCA's the more my mom pushes me to go back to the x-ray tech program...the one that had me so miserable and stressed out for so long that now I have a heart problem ( Read more... )

I should've been a detective.

Someone tried to break into my (now old) house last night.

Creepy.

So...my computer got this awesome virus that made it crash ( Read more... )

Note to self: Don't slam 6 PBR's in about 45 minutes.

especially when you need to wake up 5 hours later.

I lost my Blood Brothers shirt...wtf?!

PBR is my only true friend.

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I like how I went into the liquor store last night saying "maybe I'll class things up tonight..." and then proceeded to buy a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee

which features a picture of Neal McCoy on every can.

I have the feeling I'm about to get hurt....very badly.

This puppy makes me the happiest person in the world:


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WHY DIDN'T ANYONE FUCKING TELL ME THAT MARS VOLTA AND RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ARE PLAYING A SHOW TOGETHER IN DETROIT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

That could've easily been the most amazing birthday ever.