Best typo ever:

PinkertonGal (7:31:41 PM): apparently my cockstar name would be "Emily California"

I smell like booze and burgers.

Oh man. I had a dream about the tuba museum's salsa last night. And it was fantastic.

Now I wanna go to East Lansing to get some. Right now.

Man. Today would've been mine and Dave's 5 year anniversary.

desert night under lonely stars. crusing down the highway takes me farther from home. whiskey and regret... neither can erase the fact that i have done wrong. so now i'm on the run. the law is on my trail. let down the only girl that ever seemed to be the one for me, so now i wander alone. alone in a cheap motel room. praying to the Lord above. ( Read more... )

This girl is heading to Arizona in 8 hours.

(and has a feeling she won't want to come home on monday)

Did you know that Tom Hanks was in an episode of Tales from the Crypt?!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0716868/

Ahhhhhhhhahahahahaha oh man.

I just did a backwards somersault straight into a mirror.

This is why I need a camera to record everything that goes on in my room.

So I went to get my hair cut because I realized I've had the same style since middle school...just a different length...but I had no clue what I really wanted. So I told the girl basically to do what she wanted, just keep it long ( Read more... )

I'm chopping my hair on thursday...at 4 pm.
I feel the need for a change.
Suggestions...anyone?