I sat at the bar last night by myself watching Cops on mute and drinking Miller Lite.

...this is my life.

I just spent the last half hour wrestling my brother's 13 pound furball of a dog...judging from the rather large gash across my forehead I think it's safe to say she won.

The Hoss and Tom are in town tonight...I haven't seen The Hoss in over a year and Tom in a couple months so it's gonna be a rowdy night at the bars...

You Are Pork
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So I was just watching Modern Marvels (shut up, I like the history channel...) and it was all about butchers and meat...and now I'd give anything for a big ole hamburger ( Read more... )

It took me three days to realize my brother hung a picture of Maroon 5 in my bathroom....despite the fact that it stares you in the face anytime you look in the mirror.
I think this proves that maybe I should start looking in the mirror.

I'm really sick of people saying that Frances the Mute is the best Mars Volta album because clearly it's Deloused in the Comatorium.

When did Nelly Furtado come back to life to make another shitty cd?

Umphrey's McGee is opening up for Dave Matthews Band for 4 shows in July.
I've had dreams of that happening.

I keep having really weird dreams lately. Like last night I was hiding in someone's basement, it kinda looked like Dave's, playing those scratch off lottery tickets.
I didn't win anything.

R.I.P. Suicide Machines
1991 - 2006

I feel like a little piece of me just died.

So I was flipping through the channels, and My Super Sweet 16 was on MTV and the bitch on it was from Bloomfield Hills, Michigan.

gross.