Comments | pipidyke: I'm the "third wheel" of binary gender.

pipidyke

I'm the "third wheel" of binary gender.

Jul 06, 2004 16:58

I hate the way I feel so out of place around a bunch of girls talking about girly things. I can't talk about "oh I really need to shave... my hair is getting so long" because I don't shave. I can't talk about plucking my eyebrows because I've stopped shaping them altogether. I just sit there and listen for the most part... wishing we were ( Read more... )

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clarablue July 6 2004, 15:27:11 UTC

you are quite pretty, bound/unbound/peeing/not peeing.

ex_wonder_bo891 July 6 2004, 15:37:38 UTC

you know, you can buy these things called travel mates which are little devices to piss out of standing up. i dont know if they work, but you never know.
and yeh, you sound like me.

pipidyke July 6 2004, 16:27:15 UTC

http://www.magic-cone.com/

I got that link from clumsyxheart.

Though its a cool idea, but I think that if I end up at a urinal next to a "peeker" there could be problems. lol.

beyondmountains July 6 2004, 17:34:30 UTC

true...but most guys dont look. and maybe you got your dick cut off in the war or something...you can be creative with your stories.

pixienymph July 6 2004, 15:54:32 UTC

*pouts and shakes fist at the ignorant people*

UNISEX WASHROOMS FOR ALL!

pipidyke July 6 2004, 16:30:10 UTC

WOO!

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pixienymph July 6 2004, 16:31:41 UTC

Totally!!

clumsyxheart July 6 2004, 16:01:04 UTC

Check these out.
http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
http://www.magic-cone.com

pipidyke July 6 2004, 16:21:25 UTC

Yeah, I actually got that first one from moonlightjoy. I have yet to master it however.

That second one is a cool idea... though if I'm in the men's room and get stuck at a journal next to a "peeker" there could be problems, lol.

Thanks for the links!

pipidyke July 6 2004, 16:22:03 UTC

*URINAL

not journal... geez. I have lj on the brain.

clumsyxheart July 6 2004, 17:03:07 UTC

What's funny is that I still read that as urninal. Christ.

I wish I could share the skill with you somehow (*not* a perverted comment), because I can already pee standing up!

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indecisivelife July 6 2004, 16:15:27 UTC

i love it when women have that look on their face when i walk into a bathroom . . .
as for boobs and binding, when i try and bind mine (38DD's here) it looks like i'm wearing body armor, so i only do it on special occasions when i can spend time to make it look good. i am, however, going to get a redux (down to a b) before winter time, which will make my life so much less like a living hell . . . GOOD LUCK BROTHA!