im so fucking mad right now ( Read more... )

im coming home on the 20th!!
i can't wait!!

yayyyy

i fell asleep with my head in a tin of cookies the other night.

.....

you fill in the rest.

wow, need to update this thing ( Read more... )

get over it fucker

okay, weird dream ( Read more... )

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on): Penny Frecker ( Read more... )

This girlchild was born as usual
and presented dolls that did pee-pee
and miniature GE stoves and irons
and wee lipsticks the color of cherry candy.
Then in the magic of puberty, a classmate said:
You have a great big nose and fat legs.

She was healthy, tested intelligent,
possessed strong arms and back,
abundant sexual drive and manual dexterity.
She went ( Read more... )

i just realized that my entries have seemed kind of depressing lately ( Read more... )

yes i am updating this thing again.

i have no entries in here compared to everyone else.

so i am going to continue to put meaningless, stupid, boring entries in here until i reach 30....

well maybe not.

but ill try.