Someday, I want to marry you ( Read more... )

I'm such a whore. I know you guys are probably doubting that but if you knew what I did you'd agree with me. I'm a whore.

I need some excitement..

I have some things to say to people, but I'm not going to say any of it to their faces because I love them. It's not important stuff, just stuff I need to get out ( Read more... )

LMAO. So my mom hasn't figured out that I'm smarter than her yet, because she keeps trying to trick me into admitting I did something wrong. Like she asked to see my debit card because she thought I lost it, but she lied and said she just needed to see the expiration. I said "You have one too" and she said "It leads to the same account but it has ( Read more... )

So I asked her a really awkward question today. I told her the question was awkward so she could prepare for it. I asked her the "What should we call us?" question. We both had no idea, so I told her I'd give her the day to think about it. If anyone sees her tomorrow, poke her and tell her to think harder.

I'm not totally sure what to say in this. I feel really fucking guilty, and I don't want to tell a certain person or even a few people who I've been with this whole time. All I can really say is I love her and it's not my fault it happened.

So I was sitting at the table talking about the Darwin Awards with my father, and he was explaining it to my mother. I then began to explain why I think they could be real. It's basically because no one would make something like that up and not tell anybody, and if they told somebody it was fake, the person would eventually tell somebody else and ( Read more... )

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You fucking douchebag.

Tomorrow is my grandfather's 90th birthday.

I can't handle my grandmother. She walked into the computer room and asked me what I was watching. I then pointed out that the tv wasn't on. She didn't know what I was talking about.