I am so angry that it's my birthday. I'm angry because I hate my life and myself and my body and my students and my location and the near future ( Read more... )

Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

You are


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I like how they assume everyone taking the test is a straight female... or maybe they don't, and it's a test designed for gay dudes, or intersexies who identify as gay dudes... oh, hell.


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Tracy, don't do this till AFTER your finals!!! ARG!!
DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:ModerateSchizotypal:ModerateAntisocial:ModerateBorderline:LowHistrionic:LowNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

everything is ending in earnest now.  My lease, my roomate situation (booooo!) my job, probably very soon, and my comfort zone.  I find myself inert.  Why aren't I drunk? Oh, yes, packing drunk cannot be a good idea.  Thank god for mp3 players, and big thumbs down for gossipy coworkers.  and bad judgement that leads to coworkers gossiping.  at ( Read more... )

i don't know the girl at all, but she's fucking awesome. I adore your brain, darling. i hope you never get a job that takes up all your brainwidth, cause you'd not crack me up on a consistent basis. Keep up the misanthropy, my dear! rock on!

they are evolutionary byproducts.

all men are broken women.

even when women are ugly, we are fucking perfect. we are beautiful. the artistry of one nipple surpasses any weenie ever imagined.

you don't know me!! *

requisite drunkie line.  day from hell ends up being fun and providing bonding with best buddy roomate.  TC made me feel better when i'd given up on the day.  Thanks darlin'!!!

tc has to be at work  at 10:30.  this would not matter if we were not on our second bottle of wine.  veroleon is tasty stuff, and charles shaw shiraz is crap.  I made chewy red meat to boost my iron and its all garlic in a good way.  TC walked me home because she needed an la weekly and we only have 2 weeks to live together;boo! The steak is gone ( Read more... )