"ACHTUNG!pissedlizzy may actually be a spider-human hybrid
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Teesee  and I sit around, compare spinning technique, torture the men we have in little cocoons, sip red wine and smoke, careful not to catch the filaments of our webs.

How to make a pissedlizzy
Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

3 parts silliness

1 part leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
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Since I'm going to AZ with ninjaturtl42, the folks at work pushed up Suzanne's goodbye party to Tuesday at wwbrew co.  I started out having a really fun time and ended up having a (still fun) but exhausting time at work trying to keep awake at work.  The excruciating dullness of this place does not help. Everyone there except Suzanne was my/our superior & I ( Read more... )

Hijole! (means woo--wee! in Spanish)

I went to Disneyland yesterday; I'm converted! It IS a happ place on earth, when you can afford it (or decide to pretend really hard), and you've made up your mind that goddamit, you're going to have a good time.  Suzanne is moving back to SF & wanted to go, so I wasn't really going to be able to bring ( Read more... )

When I was five, my sister Rocio woke me up one morning in a big hurry by shaking my left leg rather violently like it was an electrical cord she wanted to straighten out. "I need your size." "what? it's still night time." "No, it's almost 7. Get up, I need a five year old." She picked me up and took me to the alley; as she lowered me into the ( Read more... )

booo! don't make me leave my La Cresenta bubble of dogs and watered plants and shady nap grass! booo!

on another note, has anyone read dostoyevsky's Notes From The Underground? I seem to the only person who thought it was fucking hilarious--the 1st part, anyways.

Despite as much as I've slept in the last few days, it was still really difficult to stay up all night without help from my friend, caffiene and my love/hate friend, ephedra. yes. the last bottle of legal ephedra I'll ever get my hands on. How I love the way you keep me up and alert, but hate the way you make me shaky, ephedra ( Read more... )

What new thing am i allergic to, cause i've got hives. boooo!!

WEAK! the "content" and "amused" little icon things are identical!

Best of the worst of the best hiphop lyrics of the day:

Beatnuts:

I didn't mean to call you ho, bitch.

I make bitches make me sandwiches and scratch my ass when it itches.

Freestyle Fellowship:

This story starts way back in eighty-deuce, when my nuts started swelling and producin' juice.

Wu-tang Clan (feat. serj from SOAD)

I get into shit, I let it ( Read more... )