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What a sweet deal! This couple that I know pays me to dogsit when they go on vacations (usually backpacking expeditions). Their house is interesting in that it is a connected duplex; at one time it was a regular house, but the previous owner wanted his kid to live here when she got married, so they added another bedroom and kitchen. So the house is ( Read more... )

Every so often, a couple that I know goes on vacation, and they ask me to sit the dogs: Jessie, a tiny black mix of I have no idea what, is about 12 and thinks she's a cat because she grew up in a house with a bunch of them.  She bathes and preens like a cat and it's hilarious, but loud and maddening when you're trying to go to sleep.  Buddy is a ( Read more... )

That's right.  Sleep.  That's what they want you to do.  You sheep.  Say baaah for me.  yes. Baaaah.  TC didn't know she could scroll on her touchpad. Don't be a pervert, Sheep.  You wooly, heat-sweaty melty itchy sheep!

oh, come one people.  it's only 3:10 in the morning! Where all da night owls at?  What, you graduate from college, and there are no more allnighters?  Oh, right, your allnighters don't involve the computer, or at least not aim? psshhh.  Look who got all republican all of a sudden.  Sellout.  Only sellouts sleep, you big fat lazy richie bourgoise ( Read more... )

this is a tasty peach. I paid a lot for it at whole foods,but it was worth it. I also just wasted 30 minutes talking to Brian, but I miss him, so it was not a waste at all.

Holy shit.  Some people have a gift that is bigger than them.  While it would be nice if our culture could gather around a physicist doing experiments, we really worship the rockers.  I don't know if the musician or the listener is subsumed, but there is nothing like live music so close the band sweats on you.  The Saturday show was different, ( Read more... )

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and i still have her shoes!

i realize that being single is pretty terrifying.  i'm not used to dating "nobody"--even when i'm not officially part of a couple, there's someone at whome i can direct my "affection" or longing or lust or whatevr you want to call it.  And it's generally mutual.  At the risk of sounding like a pompous, inflated buttface, I can say that there are ( Read more... )