The movie whose main character I was named after is on Turner Classic Movies right now! Neato!

to all of you fine people who showed up to our tequila and porn shin-dig. I know it was hard for some of you, but the fact that you made an appearance means the world to Brandon and I. And of course, the people that stayed for the nastiness - well, y'all rock ( Read more... )

Yes, I am having a mango at midnight Or 1A. Whatever ( Read more... )

To our friend in the flooded midwest...justicefire! We miss you and the mizzus lots. I hope your birthday is fan-fucking-tastic.

Ms. moonbird. You are very much loved.

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Friends... I love you all dearly but ( Read more... )

And just when you think you're going to have a nice quiet slice of pizza with friends downtown, a tornado blows past throwing the whole place into a frenzy ( Read more... )

Heath Ledger was found dead of a suspected drug overdose. What a fucking waste of talent and a beautiful face.

This ain't right. I need to mourn. 28 fucking years old.

I'm reflecting on all of the things that I have to be thankful for. So here's the damned list. Read it if you want ( Read more... )