I made sushi for some of my students tonight. They were curious about the wasabi paste and wanted to prove they were tough, so I let them try it. Most of them ran screaming outside. >:D ( Read more... )

The look on Bush's face says so much: "Why can't I talk that pretty?"

Having great writers goes a long way, but delivery makes all the difference.

I got asked out today. By one of the freshman girls.

Ok, there's such a thing as too young, and then there's WAY too young. Seriously.

In computer class I'm teaching my students about phishing and email scams. Today we discussed how easy it is to falsify email info and that they can't necessarily be trusted. To demonstrate, I told them if they leave their addresses on the board they will receive a personal email from whomever they want. I researched info on each celebrity they ( Read more... )

Freshman: "Arkansas is, like, a real country. Not like here."

This is the coolest 404 error page I've seen in a long while.

Or, "Students Say the Dumbest Things"...


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Walmart was closed.
Quiznos was closed.
Taco Bell was closed.
McDonalds was closed.
Burger King was closed.

The movie theatre was sold out.

My housemate had the opinion that meeting people online was somehow pathetic, that it was a last resort for sad losers who couldn't find anyone in the "real world. I have a number of friends and relatives who not only dated online, but even got married as a result. So I tried to explain how the internet is just another medium of introduction and ( Read more... )

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