Auld Lang Syne - by Mr. Burns ( Read more... )

how am i doing: a list ( Read more... )

so i love this song. pat gets it just right ( Read more... )

same old

6 am, each day wit a y

cbc radio news world, someone is dead

cars do not stop at the corner light

ignoring instead, the spilled coffee

on trouser pleats, ten-late-minuteness.

and i, Eskimo woman, waddle to the curb

nose swollen and sore to carefully navigate

the same old path, covered in ice.

417 traffik is ear-numbingly euphoric

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the candy store! It is MARLEY, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She roars ominously:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!"

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on quitting smoking…

i have now replaced nicotine with lollipops,

whiskey and vodka, occasionally vino.

the doctors told me i was adding a couple

months to my life, extra money in my pocket.

the benefits, they said would outweigh the addiction;

a pity now that i was hit by a bus on the way home.

how i hate my roommates: a sunday night

so

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on quitting smoking...
it has been 15 days
nicotine is now replaced by vodka
cranberry jus, rice cakes and wine.

on becoming a vegetarian...
again i am loathing legumes.
what exactly, is a legume?
something extrordinarily purple
i hope.

bah, yoga makes the eyes sore.

Sexual Fantasy # 88 ( Read more... )

oh, adam ( Read more... )

So, I think I should get my ass in gear, and find out who I should vote for come January 23 ( Read more... )