1.a) I want to be somebody/something else. If I could be a vegetable, I’d want to be a cucumber. Nice soft insides followed by a resonant crunch. Then a nice green skin to keep it all in. no crust, no hard shell, just sanctified goodness.
b) my cat is whack. i wish i had a cat. one that could hack up hairballs on cue, and ride the curtains like a
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