Jesus bouncing Christ, guys. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was not only the best Harry Potter film so far, but it's teetering on the brink of becoming my favorite movie ever. Honestly. No lie. I mean it dudes. In turns it had me laughing so hard I couldn't see straight and shaking with fury and tears. Wow. No, really. Wow.

I baked cookies last night. The night before that, I made quiche. This morning, I cooked eggs and toast. My new house is clean. I drink green tea. I drink water. I no longer drink soda. I go to the gym three times a week. I shower, wash my hair and brush my teeth. I am drinking and smoking half as much as I was at this time last month. I ( Read more... )

Morgan Fairchild just slaughtered "I Will Survive" on But Can They Sing. I am thoroughly entertain'ed.

AWESOME! AWESOME!

Consider humanity. Our whole lives we struggle against ourselves, against our nature. As humans, our bodies and minds constantly tell us to do what everyone around us tells us is wrong to do ( Read more... )

A morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness.

I'm off to enjoy, physically, the company of another person. Bonjour!

Who wants to go play laser tag with me?

- Search your blog archive
- Find your 23rd post
- Find the fifth sentence - this is apparently meant to say something about you.
- Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions
- Tag five people to do the same

Well it's not the fifth sentence. It's the sixth and seventh. Still.

The rot has festered and I cannot stand ( Read more... )

I have to write about this, because I think it's one of the most important inferences I've ever read. It comes from Chuck Palahniuk's latest book, "Haunted," in the poem about Reverend Godless titled "Babble." I'm reading the book through twice, and only on this second reading did I stop to consider this. The reasoning is delightful. Chuck ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't sit on your computer refreshing www.mugglenet.com every hour for the latest Harry Potter news, they currently have a rather poor quality but much-better-than-nothing downloadable version of the latest International Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire teaser trailer. Go and view! Also, since most of you have probably ( Read more... )